Step 1 : Select the kind of movie you want to make , this can broadly be classified into typical hollywood,bollywood,tollywood,chinese kung fu movies,others
Step 2 : Follow the guide for appropriate section
HollywoodFind a bunch of hot chicks.Get lots of weird looking youngsters , you will need this for the inevitable party scene.Find one cute girl with girl next door image ,but still above the minumum required hotness level, deciding this level is really crucial for success of the film.Decide a storyline which is as close as possible to this one
"Cute girl loves cute guy , guy wants to have fun with hot chicks , but in climax realises that cute girl is THE ONE and they live happily ever after.Guy's friends take up weirdest possible professions this btw comes only after you show 'THE END' "
Build a series of parties ,hot scenes around this storyline such that the audience doesn't get bored ,select some title like say 'Amerian Cake 1' and there you go with your next blockbuster.
If you are really creative and have thought a lot more than you can possible stuff in to one movie,make different movies ,end each one with some twist and name the next movie as 'American Cake 2' this way you don't have to strain yourself searching for a cool name each time.
TollywoodRent a lot white Tata Sumos ,different kinds of knives,hundreds of body builders and yes, bright colored garments which withstood even the best discount sale ever.From there its just a matter of finding the right songs to copy ,mostly from tollywood and being innovative in choreographing cool dance steps and colorful
fight sequences.You should not worry about storyline till you have enough of fight and dance sequences.
Another simple and time tested way to make a successful tollywood flick is to find a kollywood movie which has most of these characteristics ,make the dialogues more aggressive and rhyming and release it !
Bollywood Get the dates of as many
stars as possible , the more you get the better.Create a lot of hype and controversies about the film.Shoot a club song and rest is upto you.
Chinese Find an old guy who will play the kung fu master's role , villains will kill this guy and then some of his students will get undergo some really difficult training like standing on noodles cup for about an hour , hanging upside down and fighting and drinking and blinking at heroine, all the same time etc.
They will make many attempts and finally in the climax will kill the villain.Invent as many different forms of kung fu as possible ,the more creative they are the
better .You can also give some super
cool powers like invisibility, high frequency voice which can break things, etc to spice up the movie.